“I Wish I Were One of Those Babies Who Are Born Dead”
I can’t stop thinking about you and the way that you touched me.
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
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This is the best post on tumblr
why does this dolphin look like it knows something i don’t
The Phallic chainsaw, …by Slobbering devices, Inc.
“Its easy to handle, self lubricating, and available in several exciting shapes and sizes.”
<3
The beginning of the end of Amanda Bynes
